i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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