I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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