Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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