Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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