Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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