READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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