I wanna passion pit in your ass
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
