I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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