i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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