Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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