I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Randomize
