All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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