I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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