I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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