Your tits are I can't wait for
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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