Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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