Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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