so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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