If that was your dad, he is hot
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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Oh Jesus.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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