i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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