Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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