He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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