we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
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