my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
Randomize
