How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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