I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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