he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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