Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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