dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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