high people should be assigned attendants
found the other keg... it's in the tree
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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