I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize