I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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