At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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