dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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