would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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