Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I will go to bed dreaming of sexy Olympians carting me on a throne to the beach where they feed me pizza and champaign and massage my head/wash it like the hair dresser does.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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