Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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