I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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