I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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