Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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