don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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