is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
