Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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