didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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