i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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