You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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