we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
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