if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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