You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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