I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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