Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Two words: nipple clamps
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