it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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