Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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