I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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