ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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